Yeah I'm just going to rant here...


First of all, I'm going to say I hate kids. They are, without a trace of doubt, the most annoying little parasites EVER.
I always thought that only some kids are annoying brats. Actually, just about ALL of them are annoying brats.

Believing what I did before, I foolishly accepted a babysitting task for the night. I met the kid before, he was a cute 5 year old who always hugged me and stuff.
So the kid wanted to watch some films and then some shitty cartoons. I okay'd it, being the nice person I am. [HARR HARR]
The kid proceeded to bombard me with annoying requests throughout the night and whined about wanting his mother even though she was only gone for less than 2 fucking hours. He stayed up watching cartoons until FREAKING MIDNIGHT.

I wanted to sleep so badly and my eyes were bloodshot, but the brat insisted he wanted to be next to me. So I just waited for him to fall asleep watching cartoons then I carried his fifty pound ass to the next room, which had a queen-sized bed.

HOWEVER...

all throughout the next day, when him and his family stayed over, and I was stuck in the same room with him again.
He annoyed me with many fucking requests, stupid shit like peanut butter crackers, and yelling "BOO!" over and over again. He was always on my ass asking me about a million times what my name was. GOD DAMMIT IT'S NOT A HARD NAME. My name only has three letters, people. He asked me so many stupid questions like why I like milk or why I use glasses or draw or why I won't have a baby. He also enjoyed running back and forth endlessly and shrieking like a banshee.

To my annoyance, some people actually find this cute.

Happily, the kid and his family left a few hours ago.